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21st September 2011

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add this to the list of things that are wrong with me:  I am drooling over these “knorks” (knife/fork combo) and just watched a 3 minute video of it cutting through different things saying out loud, to myself “yeah baby, cut through that pie! you get that chicken! look how smooth” until I realized that it sounded like I was watching a porno and I turned it off. 

add this to the list of things that are wrong with me: 

I am drooling over these “knorks” (knife/fork combo) and just watched a 3 minute video of it cutting through different things saying out loud, to myself “yeah baby, cut through that pie! you get that chicken! look how smooth” until I realized that it sounded like I was watching a porno and I turned it off. 

Tagged: but they are on sale!and cut so easily!knorki want

  1. daniellenicole said: HAHHAHAHA I literally laughed out loud at this. Those things are awesome though!
  2. catch-twentytoo said: you were watching porn. food porn.
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