February 2012
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
331 notes
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Feb 9th
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Is it just a confidence that it’s a full moon and my crazy neighbors are fighting in the street again?
Feb 7th
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I want someone to knit me a life size snuggie SLUMBER SACK for adults. 
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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I think I just shushed an ad for healthy food recipes that popped up while I was googling “how to make the best chicken wings ever” 
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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fact
writing papers in silly fonts makes it seem more fun! 
Feb 4th
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there is something wrong with my face
specifically my mouth… has been twitching at the corners ALL DAY in a possibly related note my right armpit has been tingly in a too much caffeine kind of way even though that’s a weird spot to have caffeine jitters and I only drank two cups of coffee today 
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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burning questions
do they make sandwich bags too small for bread, or bread too big for sandwich bags? Is this a sandwich bag issue that most people solve by buying the expensive (aka brand name) kind? Or did the bread manufacturers get ahead of themselves and increase portion size before the bag industry had a chance to keep up? 
Jan 31st
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i realized
that I have perfected the art of typing with two hands WHILE holding a handful of chocolate chips
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 27th
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B -school
I have to read a human resources case Study about GE’s management development programs for my class tomorrow and I feel like any minute now it will mention Jack Donaghey and Don Geiss.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Romance
Boy: you did a good job on your hair today
Me: you did a good job on your butt today
Jan 26th
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new band name:
disrobot
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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just realized
That ever since I got Harvey I talk to myself, out loud, in the apartment and pretend like I’m really talking to her. Even if she isn’t in the same room. 
Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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came all the way to Pittsburgh
and forgot to bring a BRA. have to be at a fancy wedding shower in a few hours and I haven’t showered yet.  Guess I’m borrowing a bra from my mother! 
Jan 15th
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Alright pittsburgh
I’m counting on too guys to tell me the truth. I’m supposed to head home in a few hours… How bad is the snow really?
Jan 13th
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Who eats soup on the bus?
Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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One of my new years resolutions is to take a REAL VACATION this year, so The Boy and I have been discussing the possibility of going to Argentina as one of our destinations.  It was kind of out of our budget until he got a HUGE ASS RAISE TODAY! Effective 1/1/12! So yeah, unless we get a really good deal on the Polar Bear Express tour, this might really be happening!  Also, Groupon has a deal...
Jan 6th
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a la cuisine!
Tonights dinner:  farfalle pasta with sun dried tomatoes, pancetta and sliced olives 
Jan 6th
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I am going to have nightmares all night
Thank you Hulu, for making me listen to the scary ass trailer for The Devil Inside over and over again. Why can I skip the non-terrifying airwick commercials?!?!?! 
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
December 2011
Boy just tried to convince me he was 27. He is 26. Now he had to talk himself back into 26.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“I’m a little tired of people acting like the be-all, end-all experts on how...”
– Preachy Practice: Oh MORE RANTS yay.  nailed it. (via reallykatie)
Dec 30th
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